the reason i do most of the things i do is because its funny. its for a little laugh, a goof if you will. a silly little funny ha-ha. dare i say it is humorous.

girlkisserdotcom:

i will post about francesca. not now though i am embedded in the plaster of my grandmother’s wall and my tears are soaking through the aged roses on the wallpaper

parotcardsroxy:

dragoncarrion:

Fucking hate ai bitches this shit is poisoning my search results just like that tumblr baby crow post fuck y'all for real

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LITERALLY LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP. IS SHE NOT GOOD WNOUGH FOR YOU

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sioltach:

watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)

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gnassh:

bohdankit:

That moment when you have a public livestream with your CEO and COO, and the user named IntergalacticBoner asks a question.

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brilliant idea to host an important qna of the sites future on a feature that’s unavailable for most of the users

prokopetz:

I can’t believe how goofy people are being about the AO3 DDoS situation. One side of the debate is like “ah, it’s probably those Nefarious Russian Hackers carrying out another false flag operation!” and the other side is like “a real hacktivist group wouldn’t use this sort of fandom-centric language, so clearly the attack never happened and AO3 themselves staged it in order to make themselves look like victims!”, and these are both unhinged things to believe.

Like, it’s fucking 4channers. It’s always fucking 4channers. Pretending to be from a random African nation is literally a meme for those guys, and who else would be dumb enough to try and hold a registered nonprofit hostage for bitcoin?

the only man with common sense amongst us all

a-sentient-cup:

callmebliss:

rubensmuse:

witches-ofcolor:

duckbunny:

“biblical angels” you do realise there are angels in the old testament that are literally just regular looking guys, right? you do know that the hallucinogenic incoherent descriptions are in like. two books. and the rest of the time angels are just guys. you know that, right?

and I’m not saying don’t have fun with weird angels. I’m saying, either the eldritch forms are for special occasions, or the society of the angels is Many-Eyed-Many-Winged-Interlocking-Circles, Four-Faces-Six-Wings, and Mike.

Literally Raphael is just a normal person!

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this is what the heavenly breakroom is like

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Oh no now I love the water cooler angel

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blazevillains:

listen to me. if youre an adult you have the ability to be an unfathomably kind influence on a child. i had a good teacher who let me break down in the hallway for the whole period because he noticed me crying in class, and before that he complimented my writing skills and encouraged me to persue writing. and man ill never forget that teacher as long as i live for even the miniscule acts of kindness. be kind to kids. you never know whats going on that you cant see.

toebeens:

ghulheim:

sunnyrae20:

dotted-sixteenth:

aloeveragel:

I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it

One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.

salut je m'appelle [REDACTED]

lol when I lived in France my host family had a friend names Hugh. We saw him and his family a lot.

They pronounced it “oog” and I didn’t know until the day before I left France that his name was Hugh. I just thought he had some weird caveman nickname 😭

that is hands down the funniest addition to this post

teaboot:

yourscreechingruinscollector:

helloitsbees:

medusasstory:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

Lying to children is fun when they know you are being ridiculous. When you hold up a carrot like “guys look at this huge Cheeto” and they all scream “NOOOOOOOOO that’s a CARE-OTT!”

“What? No, it’s my giant Cheeto.”

“NOOOOOOO!”

When I was a camp counselor a fellow counselor claimed that any silly camp song we sang was “his next hit single” and we should all follow him on SoundCloud and he stuck by this daily and it never ceased to amuse both the adults and the children.

When children are small and learning to count and you say the numbers out of order? Peak comedy.

“How many toys are there? Let’s see… oneeee, twooo, six!”

“NO! One two three!”

“What? Are you sure? Let me try again. One, two… six?”

“Noooooo!”

Once reduced a toddler into a fit of giggles by singing “A B C D E F Q.”

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Tags from @windyvalleyzone

on Halloween at the store i work at there was a little boy in a Batman costume, and as I was helping his mom I kept addressing him as Mr. Superman and Mr. Aquaman & he kept correcting me, “noooo, BATMAN” until they were leaving and he very seriously told me, “actully, I’m Ryan”

@wearepaladin

my favourite thing to do when a small child hands me a random object with no clear intent is to answer it like a cell phone. Gets em every time